You know you should skip dessert when…

While putting the kids to bed, Brandy and I made a Benjamin sandwich. Brandy commented that meant Ben was feeling the squeeze of 300-plus pounds.

“How much do you weigh?” Ben asked me.

“210.”

Pause.

“Wait, how fat are you?”

Exit, stage left. Thank you. Good night.

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